And noooobody lifted a bloody finger to help. Except our closest allies, the valiant Corsairs of Umbar.
But tragedy has struck, my people!!
Lazy Blacksail, the Great Queen of Umbar, has fallen in battle.
We await the arrival of her appointed Heir, Daisy Gamgee, before we can begin the funeral ceremony. Our fastest ships have been dispatched! Go ships go!
I'll just be over here mourning and stuff.
Amandil, where's my coffee?